aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

(Source: vine.co, via repeat-stuff)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via thestormalwayscalms)

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via thestormalwayscalms)

sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

(via 5secsofnope)

datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT

(via organically-grown)

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via orions-pants)

suburban-thvg:

Mike Mo.

suburban-thvg:

Mike Mo.

suburban-thvg:

Sean Malto.

suburban-thvg:

Sean Malto.

1. Talk first to your crush. It doesn’t matter what you say, if they are into you they’re glad to hear from you.

2. Everyone is insecure about something.

3. Help your sibling with their homework, or at least try to.

4. Visit your grandparents.

5. Yes new things are scary. That doesn’t make them less fun.

6. Talk to that girl. Maybe she is nice, maybe she is not. It’s up to you to figure it out before someone ruins her image for you by telling their opinion about her.

7. Always sing along to your favourite song.

8. Buy flowers and candles.

9. Drink how much you want but take responsibility.

10. No, it’s not cute or okay if he tells you what you can and can’t do. Tell him to fuck off.

11. Treat yourself on at least one pretty pair of underwear.

12. Dress however the fuck you want.

13. Write down your dreams as soon as you wake up.

14. Do something without posting it on social media.

15. Look at the stars from time to time.

16. It’s okay. It’s okay.

17. You are young.

18. You are loved.

19. Breathe in.

20. Breathe out.

Goals to live by, or at least to try (via trusttraumatized)

(via orions-pants)